Gost'ja

Podbiti babki,
Podveden itog.
I Ja proschau
Gostje
Starij dolg,

Spit bednjazhka
S kem zaxochetsa
Ej
Pust'
(Net na svete chuvstvennee babi)
Esli
Poshlij Hank
Ee nochnaja
Grust' -
Ot menja
Sovsem
Soshla s uma bi.

O Kesef k Hanuke*
Hank razgovor zavel
(V vidu imeja
Midas touch
moej ruki)
Ja zavtra vijdu
Na torgovij Mall
Starushechji
Proverit' koshel'ki.

Ja Hanku novij pledik podarju
Rezinovij
Na pugovichkax szadi
Chtob xolod
Starix
Ne lomil kostej
Pokuda v zaichika
On
Tselitsa
V zasade.
* * *
Rodimoj Makhale
Gde priznan i ljubim!
V podarok
Ja !
Sebja,
Kak palku.
(bez sarkazma)
Druz'jam moim brosaju
Dorogim.
I naslazhdenie
Sil'nej orgazma...

__________________
*Hanuka Kesef : Denezhnij podarok detjam k evr. prazdniku.



Re: Darite drug drugu podarki
Posted by Gost'ja on December 18, 1997

Dorogoy Buratino,
Ja prinimaju Vash podarok s ljubov'ju i blagodarnost'ju
za te minuti vesel'ja i smeha, kotorie Vi darite mne
svoimi stihami (i ugrozami).
Vi - odin iz nemnogih, radi kotorih Ja vsegda s
udovol'stviem zagljadivaju v Makhalu.
Kogda Ja vizhu na stranitse Vashe imja , Ja tochno znaju -
- Predstavlenie nachinaetsja.
I eto zdorovo!

Thanks a lot,
Gost'ja



A little joke. Christmas gift for Buratino
Posted by Gost'ja on December 19, 1997

U nebesnih vrat Iisus beseduet s vnov' pribivshimi.
- A ti kto takoi? - sprashivaet on u ocherednogo
usopshego.
- Bil prostim plotnikom. Sin zhe proslavil na ves'
mir. Knigi, napisannie o ego pohozhdenijah, rashodjatsja
v ogromnih tirazhah.
- Otets! - brosilsja k nemu Iisus.
- Buratino?! - voskliknul papa Karlo.






II

For You
Posted by Malvina on December 19, 1997

Milee nominatsij raznyh
Polet nezrimogo uma
V minutah redkostnyh i prazdnyh,
Paradoksal'no nepodvlastnyh
Kasan'yu vremeni. Sama
V tishi nad bezdnoyu efira
Vedet nevidimaya nit' -
Ni oborvat', ni pozabyt' ...



Nemnogo prijatnyh mysley v predvverii Christmas
Posted by Tigra on December 19, 1997

Marry Christmas to all makhallians!

Right now ......
-somebody is thinking of you.
-somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you.
-somebody wants to talk with you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
-somebody wants to hold your hand.
-somebody is praying for you.
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody wants you to find him/her.
-somebody is celebrating your successes.
-somebody wants to give you a gift.
-somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.
-somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot
-somebody wants to hug you.
-somebody loves you.
-somebody admires your strength.
-somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody is thinking of your smile.
-somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.
-somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun.
-somebody thinks the world of you.
-somebody wants to kiss you.
-somebody wants to protect you.
-somebody would do anything for you.
-somebody wants to be forgiven.
-somebody is grateful for your forgiveness.
-somebody wants to laugh with you all night long about old times.
-somebody is waiting to use new times to make more memories.
-somebody remembers you fondly and wishes that you were there.
-somebody is praising God for you.
-somebody has you in mind while they wish upon a star.
-somebody values your advice.
-somebody wants to tell you how much they care.
-somebody wants to stay up all night watching old movies with you.
-somebody thinks they shared a past life with you. *Hmm..I doubt that*
-somebody wants to share their dreams with you.
-somebody wants to hold you in their arms.
-somebody treasures your spirit.
-somebody wishes they could suspend time.
-somebody praises God for your friendship and love.
-somebody can't wait to see you.
-somebody wishes that things didn't have to change.
-somebody loves you for who you are.
-somebody loves the way you make them feel.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody is hoping they can grow old with you.
-somebody hopes that you know they care.
-somebody needs you in their life.
-somebody cares about you more than you know.
-somebody is only trying to help.
-somebody is thankful for the way you make them smile






III

X-Mas night
Posted by Hank on December 19, 1997

O, esli-b Lira poseshala,
Kogda krugom vesel'ja zvon...
To Muza vse bi mne proshala,
I bil bi vmig ja otrezvlen

Ee torzhestvennim Horalom,
Hrustal'noi nochi volshebstvom
Svechoi rozdestvenskoi i zalom,
Gde v tantze kruzhimsia vdvojem.



Re: X-Mas night
(Derrrevjannie podrazhanija)
Posted by B.Uratino on December 20, 1997

O, esli-b Lira poseschala,
Kogda v mozgax duratskij zvon...
I Muza mne bi ne proschala,
I bil bi vmig ja otrezvlen

Togda b ischez mudezh Horal'nij
V idioticheskix stixax
I Ja b iz nochi Hanukal'noj
Vam ne ustroil Kristal Naht.


Re: X-Mas night
(Derrrevjannie podrazhanija)
Posted by Hank on December 20, 1997

neuzheli ti dumajesh' etim vizvat' simpatiju i smeh ?


Re: X-Mas night
(Derrrevjannie podrazhanija)
Posted by B.Uratino on December 20, 1997

Ti "volshebstvo Hrustal'noi nochi"
Vospel v bessmislennix stixax
Zvuchit po_russki strano ochen'
A po nemetski: "Kristal Naht"

S shizofrenicheskim zapalom
(V tvorenji vichurnom tvojem)
Svecha rozdestvenskaja s zalom,
Zdes' v tantze kruzhatsia vdvojem.



Re: from Hank to B.Uratino
Posted by Hank on December 20, 1997

Poslushai, B.Uratino, v luboi shutke dolzhen bit'
predel. Ti namerenno vkladivaesh' Natzistskij lozung
"Krystall Nights" (When the Nazis began their prosecution
campaign against Jews in 1930s) into my verses.
Either you are a fucking idiot or you are a fucking
bigot.. it does not make any difference - I will not
let you playfully laugh at this subject:

1. I am protesting such posting

2. I ask everyone in CM to express solidarity
with me.

3. I demand you to apologize for your anti-semitic writings.

Hank



Re: X-Mas night (Derrrevjannie podrazhanija)
Posted by 3yxpa on December 20, 1997

O suchkovatoe poleno
Uveschevan'ya b'yutsya v prah -
Hot' vstavish' B.Uratino svechku,
Hot' nos svernesh'
il' smoesh' v rechku -
Vsplyvet ono ...
V svoih 'stihah'.



from me to both
Posted by Gost'ja on December 20, 1997

Mal'chiki, prohu Vas, ne ssor'tes'. Ja ljublju Vas
oboih i ne mogu videt', kak Vi deretes'.
- Hank, esli bi mne ne ponravilos' Vashe stihotvorenie,
Ja bi ego ne prodolzhala,
- Buratino, Vi deystvitel'no priveli ochen' zhutkoe
sravnenie, ne nuzhno bilo tak.
-Hank, Ja ponimaju, chto eto ne predmet dlja shutok,
no, tem ne menee, Vi zhe znaete Tino, on i zdes' poshutil.
Ne nado tak burno reagirovat'.
- Biratino, esli Hank prosit Vas izvinit'sja, to
pozhaluysta, izvinites'. Ja tozhe Vas ob etom proshu.
Radi mira v Makhale.
Na Kavkaze est' obichai: esli zhenshina brosaet beliy
platok mezhgu derushimisja muzhchinami, oni tut zhe
prekrashajut srazhenie. Ja brosaju beliy platok i proshu
Vas uvazhit' etot obichai. Radi zhenshini i Gost'ji s
Kavkaza.



Re: from Hank to B.Uratino
Posted by N.P. on December 21, 1997

Odnoznachno podderzhivau Hanka. Schitay BUratino
ne dyrakom, a vpolne ymnim chelovekom, v bol'-
shinsve - veselim, a v dannom slychae - neporiadochnim.
K sogaleniy, ym i poriadochnost' ne vsegda odno i toge.

Proshy vsex, bydte vnimatel'ni v ser'eznix voprosax.



Hank! Prosti! kAJUS'!
Posted by b.uRATINO on December 20, 1997

Gorjacho podderzhivaju dorogovo antifashista
i zamechatel'nogo poeta Hanka po vsem trem punktam. Eto to za chto Ja ego lublu i gluboko uvazhaju.
3yxepochka ti tak prava v svojem emotsional'nom stishke.
Gostja! prisoedinjaites' k nam v osuzhdenii!
S otvrascheniem k sebe i s gordost'u za nash
protest. B...(" fucking idiot or a fucking bigot.. it does not make any difference", "suchkovatoe poleno")
P.S
Hank! ne zhdi chtob:
"Muza vse b tebe proshala"
Perechitivaj svoi stixi bolee kriticheski.
Obozhajuschij tebja.
B...(suchkovatij, fucking bigot)
Vsem radostnix prazdnikov!!!



Re: from me to B.Uratino
Posted by Gost'ja on December 20, 1997

Prisoedinjajus' k Vam s blagodarnost'ju.
I perestan'te na sebja nagovarivat'.
Hank pogorjachilsja. Dumaju, on uzhe zhaleet
ob etom.



Buratina Idiot
Posted by Elina on December 20, 1997

Babushka shitaet BUratinu kstenke, a nam s Galkoy zhalka ischo pregadica. Elina



Re: Elinochke
Posted by Gost'ja on December 20, 1997

Dorogaja Elinochka, babushka opjat' neprava.
Ischo kak pregadica.

Tetia Gostia



Daesh boi fashistskim popolznoveniam -
"Antifashistskoe" podrozhanie
Posted by D.Nekto on December 23, 1997

Kogda v mozgah duratskih zvon
Ya pozarez nuzhdaus' v lire.
No etot chortov Appolon
Igraet sam na nei
V minuty moevo bessil'a.

Prihoditsa kruzhitsa odnomu
V krugu moih duratskih myslei.
Rebyata, izvinite za hernu,
Opyat' pisal stihi ya
S koromyslom.






IV

Happy Days!
Posted by Malvina on December 24, 1997

Milye moi Druzja!

Zhelayu Vam chudesnyh prazdnichnyh i Vseh
ostal'nyh dnej v godu! Zdorovja, Nastroenia i Udachi!

* * *
Kogda na barhat belyj na resnitsah elej
Padet nochnoj i chistyj serebristyj luch,
Hochu, chtoby obnyalis' my i pod gitaru speli,
I pozhelali dobrogo druz'yam chego-nibud'.



Re: Happy Days! (vdohnovlenije)
Posted by D.Nekto on December 25, 1997

Kogda sovsem ne vmogotu,
I ne prijatno mne vo rtu,
Pishu stihi ja na letu,
Ctobi poradovat' mne tu,

Kto v upojen'ji ih chitaja,
I po kaziavke izvlekaja,
Iz provalivshegosia nosa,
Vostorg otmetit vdrug ponosom...

I tiho v uho mne shepnet:
"Teper' drugoi menia eb..t,
No esli hochesh', Dr. Nekto,
Ja odolzhu tebe svoi rektum"

Truly yours, Bard & Doctor Nekto.



Xmas Song - Prophetic
Posted by Malvina on December 25, 1997


(rock, hard-hoarsely)

I

Hey, Pilgrim! Careful!
Get the warning -
The Maniac hunts behind the door.
He's watching for
The everyone incoming
And hungers for the gut
And blood
And more ...

Refrain (chorus - Gost'ja, Elina, Tigra, Do, 3yxpa, Stella)

His name is Doctor.
Glance your fate
To stop his tracking -
You'll be late!

II

With goats observed he picks erection,
And seeking any proper hole
Where has a sickening satisfaction
With f*cking every moving vole.

Refrain (chorus)

His name is F*ucker.
Look your fate
To stop invasion ...
You'll be late!

III

Stop squeal and scream and take a pose
He'll cure you, sure, on the fly,
He'll put in order goats in nose -
They'll snuff jaw's smell and then will die.

Refrain (chorus)

His name is Nekto.
Open gate
For Wood Erector,
Taste your fate!






V

A eto pohozhe pro nas...
posted by Tigra on December 26, 1997

Uzhe tri chasa kak chetverg
Na ulitse veter shal'noj
Lyubimuyu kto-to otverg
I schast'e proshlo storonoj

I chasto my mimo idem
Spesha v gorodskoj suete
I kazhdyj grustit o svoem
Teryaetsya v seroj tolpe

A doma stoit hitryj "drug"
So mnozhestvom knopok, ekran
Pokazhetsya, mozhet on vdrug
Izbavit' ot boli i ran

I my doveryaem emu
Vse to, chto ne skazhem drugim
Nikak ne pojmem pochemu
Ne legche ot etogo s nim

(c) Smally



Post Christas Verse
Posted by 007 on December 26, 1997

Glimmer of blue hair
Will guide my way in the dark
White toothed smile
Like an electric spark

I have no hesitation
I've been here before
You're cause of my erection
I want you even more...

December 1997, Inspired by love



"Kladbischenskie Chastushki".
Muzika - Buratino, slova - Gost'ji
Posted by Gost'ja on December 26, 1997

: Eti zhe stixi mne navejalo noch'ju na kladbische.
: Ja dazhe lopatu vironil...

: Davaj nazovjem etot shedevr "Kladbischenskie Chastushki".
: Ja uzhe polozhil eto na muziku.
: Eto budet lubimaja pesenka pod mostom vecherami.
: B...

---------------------------
Tino, dorogoi, neuzheli eto i est' to samoe mesto, gde
Vi seichas razvlekaetes' i hrjukaete?
Ili eto dlja Vas svoego roda Pole Chudes?
Togda predlagaju noviy variant ""Kladbischenskih
Chastusek".

PESENKA BURATINO NA KLADBISHE

Gonimiy mechtoju
O skazoichnom pole,
Ja zdes' okazalsja
Po sobstvennoy vole.

I noch'ju Ja zemlju
Userdno dolbal,
I v jamu moneti
Taikom zarival.

Ja ih steregu,
No naprasen moi trud...
Kopai, ne kopai -
Vse ravno ne vzoidut.
I gasnut nadezhdi,
I zreet dosada, -
Ne budet udachi
Mne s etogo "sada".

I etoi raboti
Ne vidno kontsov.
Pora mne pokinut'
Stranu Mertvetsov.

I, vidno, spustit'sja
Pora s oblakov.
Vernus'-ka v CU Ja -
Stranu Durakov.



Novogodniaja Skazka (posviashaju Gost'je)
Posted by Kvadrat on December 27, 1997

Dorogaja Gost'ja,
Beregite kosti,
Ne hodite noch'ju
Po lesu guliat'...

Vdrug pridut kretini,
Tipa B.Uratini,
Zahotiat na elke
Korpus Vash raspiat'...

Siad'te u kamina,
Pozvonit Vam Dima,
Ili Hank iz Rima (mozhet iz St. Peterbuga ot Kniazhni)
Vot togda idite
Na vsu noch' guliat'!

Blinchiki s ikorkoi,
Vorotnik iz norki,
Budem mi u elki
Novij God spravliat' !
....


Posted by Hank on December 27, 1997

Razol'jem Stolichnoi
Kak v sem'je prilichnoi
I pod balaliku
Pustimsia mi vplias..

K nam pridut Mal'vina,
Bez podluki Tino,
(Jubannij Skotina!)
Klavka i SheZa.



Re: Novogodniaja Skazka
(posviashaju Gost'je) .... Apohmelipsys
Posted by Banana Split on December 27, 1997

Ja priidy k vam tozge
S pal'moi i s rogozgei
S pyzyrem smirnovki,
Bankoi ogyrzov

Hanku dam rogozgy
Iz olennei kozgi
Gost'e dam bytylku
Malvine ogurzov

Sam zaimycja pal'moi
Nochju pred-posxal'noi ...
Vse tak trivial'no,
No prazdnik bjet kluchom






VI. Toasts

A little joke (posvjashaetsja !!!)
Posted by Gost'ja on December 27, 1997

Prihodit muzhchina k vrachu:
-Doktor, proshu Vas, kastriruite menja.
-No zachem eto Vam?
-Ne sprashivaite, doktor, ochen' nuzhno.
Sdelali operatsiju. Podhodit doktor k patsientu:
-Vse v porjadke. No skazhite, pozhaluista, zachem
Vam eto bilo nuzhno.
-Ponimaete, doktor, Ja sobirajus' na evreike
zhenit'sja, a inache ona na soglashaetsja.
-Tak Vam chto, obrezanie nuzhno bilo sdelat'? -
v uzhase voskliknul doktor.
-Nu da, a Ja chto skazal?

________
Novogodniy tost:
Chtobi mi v Novom godu ne sovershali rokovih oshibok,
kotorie uzhe nichem nikogda ne ispravit'.

Gost'ja.



Re: A little joke (posvjashaetsja !!!)
posted by aka on December 27, 1997

Tak vyp'em zhe za nashih kibernetikov!
aka



Novogodniy tost
Posted by Gost'ja on December 27, 1997

Dorogoy aka, podderzhivaju,
vip'em - za kibernetikov, i za Poetika,
i za Ohotnika, za Sina plotnika,
za Hovogodniy stol i za Prekrasniy pol,
i za Bananchika, za prochih mal'chikov,
i za Professora - vot budet veselo!

Gost'ja.



Re: A little joke (posvjashaetsja !!!)
Posted by Malvina on December 27, 1997

- Doctor! The neighbours consider me mad that I
adore sausages.
- Nonsense! I like sausages too.
- Really?! Let's go to me, I'll show you my collection.
-----------

Tost:
Don't collect anything but now.



Webmasteru: Vzdox oblegchenija
Posted by B.Uratino on December 28, 1997

Uvazhaemij Webmaster!
Dva moix zamechatel'nix stixa, pod pseldonomom "Dmitriy"
bili udaleni, po trebovaniju "temnili"(klikuxa "Dmitry"),
kotorij, povidimomu, zamochil dazhe svoix "svetloj pamjati"
UchEtelej "v poezzii i poeticheskoy kritike".
Segodnjashnij den' - edva ne stal chernim dnem dlja mirovoj civilisation,
-"Hrustal'noj noch' volshebstvo"-
kak nazvali bi eto sobitie Hank ili
makhalinskij durachok Kudtat i bili bi pravi.
Mogli bit' utracheni navsegda 2 velichaishix v istorii Makhali shedevra,
sravnimix razve chto tol'ko s moimi rannimi proizvedenijami.
No, speshu Vas obradovat', nekotorie rukopisi soxranilis'.
Otnosjas' k trudnoj i trevozhaschej
Makhalinskuju obschestvennost'
teme Polovix Raznits oni dolzhni bit' vozvrascheni narodu:
1.
Ja
Polovuju Raznitsu
Bljudu
I Gost'e otvechaju nahodu.
O Gost'a!
Etu raznitsu bludja,
Ja osoznal, nemnozhko pogodja
Chto skol'ko etix raznits ne bludi,
O skol'ko sladkix zadnits na puti
-No Polovuju Raznitsu
Bljudu-
Ja Gost'e otvechaju nahodu.
_________
2.
Bljudun
Ja
Strogij
Raznits polovih,
No,
Naslazhdeniy strastnih ne stizhus'
Ja bab i muzhikov,
Sedih i molodih -
Zavisit tol'ko do kogo dorvus'
***
P.S Strashno podumat', chto eto moglo bit' naveki utracheno.
Vash B...



Oblegchennomu Tino
Posted by Gost'ja on December 29, 1997

: -No Polovuju Raznitsu
: Bljudu-
: Ja Gost'e otvechaju nahodu.

-----------------------
Kto Polovuju Raznitsu bljudet, -
Vam Gost'ja otvechaet nahodu,
Tot nikogda nigde ne propadet,
I ne naklichet na sebja bedu...

Kto Polovuju Raznitsu bljudet -
Zdoroven'kim tot v mir inoy uidet!

Gost'ja



A little joke
(Spetsial'no dlja znatoka gruzinskogo fol'klora -
Professora Dmitrija)
Posted by Gost'ja on December 28, 1997

Nadpis' na dveri gruzinskogo restorana:
EST' NET, A PIT' EST'.
---------
Plakat na stene v gruzinskom restorane:
HUZHE VODKI LUCHSHE NET!

---------
Novogodniy tost:
Zhelaju, chtobi u vseh nas v Novom godu i EST' EST',
i PIT' EST', i vse, chto LUCHSHE TOZHE EST'.

Gost'ja.



A little joke
(Spetsial'no dlja ljubitelja "letat' za portiazhkoy"-
gospodina Hanka)
Posted by Gost'ja on December 29, 1997

Sidjat troe na beregu Lohnesskogo ozera, kutjat.
Podhodit k nim turist, sprashivaet:
"Kogda Lohnesskoe Chudovishe pojavljaetsja?"
A oni emu otvechajut:
"Posle chetvertogo stakana".

---------------------
Novogodniy tost:
Chtobi Novogodnee (i vse prochie) zastol'e ni dlja kogo
ne zakonchilos' pojavleniem Lohnesskoi Gost'ji.

Kavkazskaja Gost'ja



Noviy God v Makhalie
Posted by Sir on December 29, 1997

Noviy God v Maxale. za stolom mnogie maxallinci, kto podxodit, kto vixodit.
Neskol'ko golosov slishni pochetche.......

N.P. Polovaia raznitsa illystriryetsia sledyjushim:
esli Hank skaget tost Gost'e to ona prignet do potolka,
a esli Gost'ja skaget tost Hanky, to on prignet s mosta.
H. (delaia vid, chto ego eto ne kasaetsia) The best bridge
I know is between New Jersey & Pennsylvania over Delaware River.
B.U. (vertja chebyrashky v rykax) A ja schitau, c odnoy storoni polovaia raznitsa est', a s drydoy storoni - ee net!
K.G. (zabotlivo) Oy, Buratinchik, vi stradaete ot izvrascheniy!
B.U. (ydivlenno) Ya? Straday? Ny chto Vi, Ya ot nix taschys'!
K.G. Tak vip'em ge nakonetc!
P. Molchat', gospoda gysari...
M. Sredi vozvishennix eley....
Q. Chto za .figny. vi govorite...
M. Ya zhdy naezda posil'ney...
Q. Ia s pal'mi slez, vi yg prostite...
K.G. (neterpelivo) Tak vip'em ge v konce koncov!
P. (sdergivaias') Spokoino, Ippolit, spokoino
E. Sistra govorit Buratinka obaldinka, aya reshila Buratin - obaldin. Adjadja Grisha
reshil eto vipit'.
K.G. Tak ja davno xotela!
P. (s trydom sdergivajas', pochti shepotom)............(fraza obrezanna sverhy)
H. take it easy!
P. Bydy Ya delitsia s kakim-to Izey!?
M. A ia mechtay....Butatik nexal na menia...chto?..on naexal na svetofor?...vot izvrachenets!
T. Malvina, da bros' ti mechtat', nado zhit' segodniashnim dnem! Ti dymaesh' viydet vse tak-i-etak, a na dele bydet i-tak-i-siak!
P. (yxmil'nyvshis')...i-etak-s!
Djadja Grisha. ny, dge Dima s "moskovskoy"?
D. Zaxozhy ia v gostronom (let 30 nazad) v 8.57 i proshy vibit'
3.62...a kassirsha sprashivaet "v kakoy otdel? a ja ey "v konditerskiy, bl'a"
H. (komentiryja)..bl'a vxodilo v leksikon posle vtoroy...
K.G. aaa, tak D. bil yzhe posle vtoroy?
D. glavnoe chto-bi xolodnaja!
K.G. tak vip'em ge za 50 let Sovetskomy Cirky!
Porytchik ... nakonetc-to dozhdalis' chlenorazdel'nogo tosta!
C.....padaet pod stol....
.....
Igraet myzika, vse p'ut za 50 let cirky....zanaves



Re: Noviy God v Makhalie
Posted by Gost'ja on December 29, 1997

Dear Sir,
Vash stsenarij - abaldennij Novogodnij podarok
vsej Makhale.
Ot takogo naezda so vseh storon Ja na dele
do potolka tashilas'!

Vot tak-s!
Thanks a lot,
K.G.



Re: Noviy God v Makhalie
Posted by Kvadrat on December 29, 1997

Vam veselo, Vi "tashites'" ot sobstvennogo jumora,
a ja ni do chego "dotashit'sia" ne mogu - t.k. ne ponial smisl.

Odno ponial - Q - eto ja, Quadro, a K.G. - Kavkzsk. G ?
a H. - eto Hank ?
I takih zagadok... million!
Tovarishi, Urtoklar ! Pomiluite, nado ved' vse tak
chtobi liubomu duraku jasno bilo !

Quadro



Happy 1998 to Gost'ja
Posted by Hank on December 29, 1997

I was coming this morning from a supermarket hungry,
and eating a piece "Ohotnich'ja Sosiska" when I parked
my car in the driveway and went to check my mail box...
There were 2 pieces of mail in it:

1. monthly issue of Playboy
2. Big envelope with your vacation photos and a letter/postcard.
When I began to read what you wrote, I choked on a piece of that
smoked Russian sausage. I had to run for a can of soda in the
fridge to wash it down my stomach.
Dear Madam ! You are predictably unpredictable.
I wish I had as much guts to write a letter like yours !
You are sweet, provocative, arrogant and simply blunt at the same time.
Your photos look better than a centerfold in Playboy.

My best wishes to you in the New Year, and I hope they will all
come true.
Please, extend my wishes to your extended family.

Sincere.
Henry



A little joke (spetsial'no dlja Buratino)
Posted by Gost'ja on December 30, 1997

Dva strausa begut za dvumja strausihami. Vot-vot dogonjat.
Te izo vseh sil udirajut. No sili na ishode.
Tut odna govorit drugoj: "Davaj sprjachemsja".
"Davaj", - otvechaet vtoraja. I raz - golovoj v pesok.
Podbegajut dva strausa, ogljadivajutsja:
"A babi gde?"

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Novogodnij tost:
Chtobi muzhchini oshushali Polovuju Raznitsu rovno
v toj mere, v kakoj im ee navjazivajut srtausihi, gm..,
sorry, zhenshini.

Gost'ja.