:IF IS TRUE THAT YOU ARE A GUY +A YOUNG ONE WRITE TO ME,I'LL BE DELIGHTFULL TO ANSWER..



NO IT IS NOT TRUE!
Posted by Olenka on June 26, 1997

My dear Stella, unfortunately for you I'm not a guy.
But if you want to be in contact with me you can write to me, it's my real e-mail account.
A s chego ty vzyala chto I'm a guy in a first place? Do I write like a guy?
My advice for you Stella is that you should try not to get confused here. If you need any answers don't hesitate to ask. :) My devchenki dolzhny byt' vmeste(if you know what I mean).
Nu poka
Bye
Olenka
p.s. It was nice to meet you at "ves'ma" interesting situation.



does anyone know any funny anecdotes?
Posted by stella on July 14, 1997

:hello everyone... lets put new to us anecdotes, and make our life a little easier by laughing...



Re: Guys naletay!!! Set #2
Posted by stella on July 16, 1997

In Reply to 12-kbytes anekdots set: Guys naletay!!!
posted by FINGAL on July 14, 1997

:fingal, you make my day... do you know more?



just wanted to say hi!
Posted by stella on July 19, 1997

:how are you guys and girls? anything new? maybe new anecdotes?



Mne opredelenno nravitsya Stellochka :-)
Posted by Raptor on July 22, 1997

Zamet'te ona otvechaet prakticheski vsem, so vsemi vezhliva i voobshe energy iz nee tak i pyshet. Xochetsya nadeyatsya, chto ona(energy) u nee ne issyaknet i ona(Stella) ne ostynet. A to Ol'gu tut ostudili , a Tursunoi ostyla sama.

Raptor

P.S. Gori , gori yarche !...



HELLO EVERYONE, I HOPE EVERYONE IS FINE...
Posted by STELLA on July 23, 1997

: SO GUYS AND GIRLS ...WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?


Stella - Are You Familiar About Schwarzenegger ?!
Posted by Pluto on July 24, 1997




...................


Re:
Stella - Are You Familiar About Schwarzenegger ?!
Posted by Stella on July 28, 1997

you , mother f*cker_- cut this sh*t out!!! i am mad at you!!!!!!!!! ....
(etc.... etc..... - P.A.)

Amazing (Stelle)
Posted by Pluto on July 28, 1997

I soobshit' hochu Vam vyalo -
Zhara -
I, mojet, zapozdalo,
Chto ne hotel rasstroit' Vas.

Gotov pred Vami povinit'sya
I s misl'u uj gotov smirit'sya,
Chto Stelle shutku vosprinyat'
Trudnee, chem menya unyat'
(Ili ot nas sovsem sbejat').

Zametit' doljen I odno -
Lish' to,
Chto esli ti sposobna
Sebe podobnie slovesa pozvolyat',
To photo, Stella, ti pod stat'.






II. Punishment

boboi: Prekrati himichit zdes' v nashei rodnoi machalle, Plutoni
Ty chto, pervyi ras goluyu figuru vidish'? Stelochku nashu hotesh obidet'?
Incognito: GeNa LuBoV MoYa! // Serce bolit. Zachem tebe eta vulgarnaya
madam? Ona zh otrava. // Otday ee Burgu i Pluto.
Miliy! Tebe ne mesto srede etih molodih baranov.
LoVe! LoVe! LoVe!
Raptor: u nas tut poyavilas' new girl ( I mean Stella), a vy pytaetes' ee vyzhit' - ne xorosho.
Hank: Stella prava. Ona vozrazhajet, chtobi ee imia bilo pod photo
s obnazhennoi devitzei. This is not a joke but insult.
Oboz Revatel': Please Do turn Cyber Uzbekistan into Adult site.
There are too many stupid bolalar around.
BURG: Starozhily pomnyat kakoy v Aprele mesyatse shuher byl,
tak davayte ne budem etogo delat' snova.
Muslim: I join the crowd on this one. There's too much of
this stuff out there, let's keep Makhalia clean.

Makhalliniskii komitet: v svyazi s zhalobami mnogih makhalintsev,
nachinaetsa rasledovanie del grazhdanina Pluto. /glavzam webmastera/
Bender: Poproshu svidetelei ukazat' familii i adresa. Svideteli, zapisivaites'!
3yxpa Milosskaya (Venera):
V zindon shaitana zatochite,
Zhestoki sud emu chinite!
Emu zhelau strashnih muk,
Pust' budet, kak i ya, bez ruk!
Noseless: Uvazhaemie! : Remember "proekt yxo-roplo-nos" ?
Ved' mi vse mogli postradat' ! predlagau prigotivit' odin takoi pirozhok NOW!!!
Canny: a y Stellochki-to ushki nezhnee ...
Stella: ... what did you mean, when you said nezshnie ushki?
Canny: I'll try gnaw them more and more to prolong pleasure before have
devour them entirely ...m-m-m... ... Not only ears ...
(Raptory) ..... odnogo takogo kak ti ya uzhe obglodal, tol''lko ostov ostalsya ....
...a iz Buratino zubochistok ponadelaem ...
Mentiara, Ment: Zamochit' padlu
Hangman: ... Est' lekarstvo ........
etc................................



NightMare (Hidding from Nemesis)
Posted by Pluto on July 30, 1997

Chto proichodit - splu il' net -
Skvoz' buri radioefira,
Promchavshis' v kosmose polmira,
Vorvalis' pryamo mne v kvartiru
Koshmari cherez Internet.

Krichu, vorochayas' vo sne:
Krovavozubie kretini
V uglu terzaut B.Uratino,
Polzut murashki po spine.

Vokrug sledi jestokih bitv,
Razveshani po stenam ushi -
Torchat iz nih esche berushi,
Vidni sledi ot ostrih britv.

Ot Raptora odin skelet
Ostalsya i stoit obglodan,
A begal ved' mill'oni let ..

Vot szadi podlo ment proklyatii
Po golove stuchit lopatoi.
i, toporom grozya tupim,
Ko mne tupoi palach kradetsya,
Mahnet, zloradno ulibnetsya,
Smetet illusii kak dim.

Vse, chto ostanetsya ot Tinki -
Torchashie v zubah luchinki
U monstrov,
Slishu pisk vo sne -
"Schekotno, papa Karlo, mne" ..

I jarko "vot tvoi chas nastal"
Na uho schepchet cannibal.

.. V potu holodnom I ochnulsya
I, osmotrevshis', poperhnulsya -
Povsudu - kak sornyak proros -
Vse tot je Uho-Gorlo-Nos ..

Zvonyat chasi, Allaxy slava,
I vnov' prosnulsya,
Jutko, pravo ..
Nagranul budnih del parad -
Pod sledstvie I budu shvachen?
i budet sud li moi naznachen?
I gde je, gde je advocat ..



Re: NightMare
posted by Hank on July 30, 1997

Pluto, skazhi chestno, chto ti p'esh' iz spirtnogo ?
Otchego u tebia eta belaja goriachka ?
Smirnoff ? Napoleaon ? Southern Comfort ? Pertzovka?
Finland Vodka ?, Ararat ili smth. from "Tashkentskii
Zavod Shampanskih Vin" ?



Re: NightMare - about drinking
Posted by Pluto on August 02, 1997

Botinki ya noshy do dir,
Xot' coffee p'u ya "Carte Noire",
A potomu i coffee p'u,
Chto dirki ochen' ya lyublyu!

Re: NightMare III
posted on July 31, 1997

makhalinskiy komitet: nichego, tam tebya vospitaut.
3yxpa Milosskaya: (s lubopitstvom) A u vas v komitete mnogo muzchin?
makhalinskiy komitet: ves' kolhoz!
3yxpa M: A kak u vas s oslami ?
Chlen komiteta: kazhdyi vtoroy!
3yxpa M:
Xotela b vstretit'sya I -
S vami, estestvenno,
A ne s oslami,
No vot beda - vash komitet -
Ved' chetnux - t'ma, nechetnux - net.






III. Dedications


i

Re: tHanks to those who defended me from those ugly pictures!!! And yes guys i will stay, and guess what i am not afraid of anybody, because i have enough power!!! and to those who consider us _(users of Cyber mahalia) being(bollalar-kids/) i want you to look at the mirror and talk to a psychologist , because , probably it's yourself-a kid or you just miss being a kid!!!
posted by stella on July 29, 1997



Re: tHanks to those who defended me from those ugly pictures!!! ....
Posted by Hank on July 29, 1997

Stella, You are wellcome!
Radi tebia - chto ugodno..
a esli ti osen'ju budesh' merznut', to sogreju -
voz'mu B.Uratino i rastopliu im kamin dlia tebia.
Predstav' sebe takuju kartinu:

Tihaja Rozhdestvenskaja noch', goriat jarkije zvezdi,
za oknom moroz, na zhurnal'nom stolike - butilka
shampanskogo, hrustal'nije bakali, goriat dve svechi,
ti i ja (nepremenno ukutalis' pledami), a v kamine
mirno potreskivaja dogorajet B.Uratino.. i nam ot nego teplo.

My regards.



Pechal'noe...
Posted by B.Uratino on July 30, 1997 at 02:12:56:

Dogoraju Ja v kamine,
Ja emu popalsja v ruki.
Besshabashnij, derevjannij,
Sam sebja obrek na muki.

Nu zachem Ja k nej popersa,
Ja ved' mog bi na pogoste...
No lomaet zverskij xolod
Derevjanennkie kosti.

Nu zachem poper Ja k Stelle
Pred Rozhdestvenskoju nochju -
-Telefoni god zveneli,
Chto menja poimat' on xochet...

Dogoraju Ja v kamine,
Na schekax smola, kak slezi,
Lish v odnom navek povinen...
Ne poveril Ja v ugrozi.

I emu Ja
Vzgljad poslednij,
Shlu iz zharkogo kamina..
Nu komu on na h.r nuzhen?
Kto on est' ? bez
B. Uratino.

Re: Pechal'noe...
posted by 3yxpa

Pino, nu pochemu tu pishesh' prekrasnue, no takie grustnie stixi ...
Ya ochen' rasstroilas', rudala u kamina do utra ....
3achem Hank tak zhestok k tebe ...
cochini radostnoe, svetloe ...
... dlya menya ... xotya bu raz ...
ya ne takaya uzh i apa ...



Re: Pechal'noe...
Brys'!
posted by Malvina

a nu-ka, staraya b..dina,
ne podhodi ty bol'she k Tino,
on nikakoi tebe ne PINO,
odna ya u nego,
Malvina



Stelle posvyascaetsya
(chuvstvuyu esli ne pospeshit' takie TIPY kak Hank i Buratino za nei uzhe priudarili, polagayu moi chas nastal :))
Posted by Raptor on July 30, 1997

Drazhaishaya Stella !
S pervyx strok svoego message speshu soobshit' tebe, o Stella, zhitel'nitsa nebes, Vozlyublennaya Bogov(ne govorya uzhe o takix kak Hank i Buratino, I uzhe molchu o sebe :)), chto Bog sveta, nisposlav na Zemlyunashix otsov svoe siyanie dal i mne chats' etogo sveta v vide tvoego poyavleniya v CU.
Kak svet svetila po imeni Solntse oslepil i szheg kryl'ya Ikara, tak i teplo, isxodyashee ot tvoix slov rastopilo moe uzhe v proshlom kamennoe serdtse. Mudrost' slov tvoix voistine zatmevaet geniy Solomona, vospetyi drevnimi kul'turami. Ves' glubochaishiy smysl tvoix slov polnost'yu otsenyat TOL'KO potomki, mne zhe, prezrennomu cherv'yu ne dano postich svoei ogranichennost'yu tvoe Velichie. No pozvol' mne, kak pokornyi monax voznosit svoi molitvy k Bogu, voznesti svoi prezrennyi pisk do tvoix ushei. Kak pchela perenosit nektar kaplya za kaplei, tak i I budu potixonechku studostukivat'sya do tvoego serdtsa.
Esli ty otkazhesh' mne v moei lyubvi, i uidesh s kem-nibud' tipa Hanka i B.Uratino, schitai , chto I uzhe trup. No vremya pokazhet.........

S lyubov'yu
Raptor



Re: Stelle posvyascaetsya
Posted by Cannibal on July 31, 1997

::Drazhaishaya Stella ! ...
.::.. do tvoix ushei. ....
::.. tvoego serdtsa. ...
::...
Raptor, luchshe davai ee S'EDIM!

ushki, .. gorlushko ... nosik ... o-o-o-o ...
a iz Buratino zubochistok ponadelaem,
nadol'she hvatit, chem tandir raszhigat';
Soglashaisya,

Canny,
vsegda golodnii



Re: Stelle posvyascaetsya
posted by Stella

uvashaemii, vsegda golodnii-canny, i don't understand, why would you want to eat me, is your nearest store ran out of products, and now you want to make extra zapasov, iz menya?:)
p.s YA NEPONIMAU ,I POCHEMU ZSHE VSE MENYA HOTYAT S'EST'?



Re: Stelle posvyascaetsya
posted by Canny

I bez tebya sovsem skuchau,
Bez pischi na glazah uzh tau,
Ne boisya, lishnego ne s'em -
Ved' ne zveruga zhe sovsem !



Stelle posvyashaetsya...
Posted by Raptor on August 01, 1997

I vashei krasotoyu v dushu ranen
i mesyats uzh kak razum moi ugas
i serdtse, to chto ran'she bylo kamnem
Von lezet iz grudi pri vide Vas (tochnee vashix strok :))
Kak Afrodita Vy soboi prekrasny (I tak polagayu :))
I zh kak Sizif, chto v goru s kamnem lez
Do serdtsa Vashego pytayus' dostuchat'sya
Bud' na moem puti xot' Gerkules
Gotov svershit' i podvigi Perseya
Polzhizni za Vniman'e vashe dat'
Xot' sam s soboi perechit' ne posmeyu
Dlya Vas gotov i s etim sovladat'
Naidite v serdtse dlya menya mestechko
Pust' ne bol'shoe - eto ne beda
I razol'yus' tam kak vesnoyu rechka
i zavoyuyu serdtse navsegda !



STELLA: the most popular girl in makhalia!
Posted by boboi on July 23, 1997

Stella-chon, burg-akaga kup ishonmang, bugun
siz yachshi, ertaga siz yomon bulasiz,
boboi-ni maslachitiga kulok soling,
boboi hayotiga kup narsa kurgan :)

(burg-aka, just kiddin...no offence)

U lukomorya, net dubov,
zlotogo tsepa tam ne vidno...
u lukomoria burg sidit
i v peredi on yarko vidit,
Stellu,
chto vdochnovlyaet machallu
A Burg ei: Stella, moya Stella,
Skaji-te mne chto ya ni ploh
o-vi, bojestvennoe sozdanie
A v otvet ya vam spoyu,
i ruchku vashu pociluyu...

to be continued

Re: STELLA: the most popular girl in makhalia!
Posted by Hank on July 23, 1997

This "poetry" reminds me my life
in kishlak when an older guy from kolhoz riding his donkey
across the steppe in Galla-Aral sings songs similar to
what you just wrote. ("Moi oslik idet, a pitichki pojut,
solntze svetit i skoro ja budu na bazare v Jangi-Bazare..")
Thanks for the memories



Re: STELLA: the most popular girl in makhalia!
Posted by boboi on July 23, 1997

No problem Hanki-Panki,

That's why I am here for, to remind you old
kolhoz days, nice sunny days, a bit of a defoliation
smell, riding donkey across cotton field on the
way to yangi-bozor (or whatever the hell the name
is):
Idu ia na nash bazar-yangibazar,
I viju ya tovarisha, krichu hey Hank..
A on: nu chto tebe Boboi-rodnoi ty moi,
opiat' ty edesh' torgovat'
A ya emu - tombovski volk tebe rodnoi, a ne boboi
Idu ya, Hank, na nash bazar-yangi bazar
Ne prodavat' a sluchi raznie poznavat'

O Hank, long live my cyber friend
Do not be so disturb, just smile,
Just think of me as some old man
who likes to give you some advise
about cruelty of life,
Do not be worried, just be happy
Despite all that, we sure know
that life is not that crappy...

To be continued..

Kandidat hlopkovich nauk - Boboi

PS. Hank, just kiddin.. :)



B.uratino, stishok-ta twoi priam kak wood-made...
Posted by boboi on July 29, 1997 at 19:30:35:

B.uratino, chto eto, poezia, ili masturbatsia...
quote 'sam sebe v lubvi priznaius'...
don't u have someone else to love, eto kak-to
ne krasivo poluchaetsia, kak govoriat u nas ne v p...du
in ne v krasnuiu armiu, chto-to vrode etogo
or else are u being dumped by mal'vina,
Next time write some good stuff, use your wood brain :)
Maslachatimga kulok soling, bulmasa, Karlo-otachonga
aitib beramiz

Re: B.uratino, stishok-ta twoi priam kak wood-made...
Posted by Raptor on July 30, 1997

Ob'yasnyayu.... On uzhe popytalsya zanyat'sya lyubov'yu
s Mal'vinoi, no ona skazala, chto ot ego chlena u nee vsya..
v zanozax, tak on obratilsya k Pape Karlo, chtob tot, v svoyu
ochered', obrabotal nazhdachkoi EGO. Buratino ponravilsya
protsess obrabotki shkurkoi i s tex samyx por on bez etogo
nikak. i nikakaya Mal'vina emu ne nuzhna :-)






ii

GUYS LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FUNNY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! A KAKIE DRUGIE TEMI DLYA RAZGOVORA VI PREDLOSZHITE?! U MENYA POKA NET BOL'SHE NIKAKIH IDEI, TOL'KO DAVAITE DOGOVORIMSYA O CHEM NIBUD' POPUTNOM?! HOW ABOUT THAT?
Posted by Stella on July 31, 1997



Re: How about THAT?
Posted by Cannibal on August 01, 1997

Davai ukusim Hanka v pyatki,
Sigraem s Hagman'om mi v pryatki,
Sgrizem y Burga vetchinu,
U Rapta - nogu, hot' odnu,
Na Tino podpalim kolpak,
Sderem noski, botinki, frak,
U Pluto ukradem budil'nik,
S toboi zalezem v holodi'nik
I budem tikat' do vesni,
Peremezhaya yav' i sni.

Lish' tol'ko svechi dogoryat,
Spadet s nix voskovoi naryad,
Priotvorim mi dvercu tixo,
I viskochat ottuda lixo
Veselix sem' Cannibal'chat ...

Cannibal






iii

Unreal Stella
(This poem is dedicated to Biana,
The Only Real Girl)
Posted by B.Uratino on August 10, 1997

Biana!
Povest',
Chto pechalney net na svete,
Sovsem ne o Romeo i Djuljette.
Zachem tebe Shakespeara shtuchki?,
Na Cyber Uz strashnej bil sluchaj:

Mi zhili veselo
Bez straxa i natuga
Sred' ezhednevnix tem:
Afganistan i krab!
Lazhali
Mezhdu delom mi drug druga,
Nam bilo sovershenno ne do bab...

I tak bi prodolzhalos' bez predela..
No vot,
Odnazhdi,
V nashu zhizn'
Vorvalas' STELLA....

Boltajas'
V rabochee vremja
Po Internetu
Bez celi,
Ne to chtob v nee mi vlubilis',
No sil'no ee zaxoteli...

Vot Burg!
Emu xochetsa ochen',
(Ustal on drochit' o keyboard),
Chto-to pro vozrast bormochet
Messages strannie shlet.

Chtob oplatit'
Svojo schastje
Raptor! (na laski slabij)
Darit ej
Znamja chasti
I svazannogo NachShtaba.

Iz genialnogo Pluto
Brizhet kak dozhd' vesennij
Kazhduju minutu
Sperma i vdoxmovenje...

Pod B.Uratini potreskivanie
V dikom pozhare kamina
Hank matzu evrejskuju
Zakusivaet svininoj,
Stella emu mereschetsa,
Skromnaja kishlachniza,
Zadniza neoxvatnaja
V pole xlopkovom majachitsa...

I Ja bilo k nej potjanulsa,
No v eti durnie minutu
Ja v Stelle uchujal malchika
(Sovpali vse attributi)...

*
Sud'ba!
Prokljataja zasranka...
Bit' mojet
Vse xotim mi Hanka?
A mojet eto Bababuy,
Navesil nam na ushi ... lapshu?
A mojet eto Ja sam pis'ma
Za Stellu pishu?...

Re: Unreal Stella
postNightMare - DayHorse or
Who Am I - Burati.NO?
Posted by WhoIam on August 11, 1997

V vospominan'yah divnyh grez
Obychno prosypayas' na rassvete,
Pochesyvayu dlinnyj derevyannyj nos,
S'edayu banochku varen'ya na bufete,
Vyiskivaya novosti v gazete
Pro sport, politiku i meteoprognoz.

Ot delat' nechego razvalivayus' v kresle.
Sandalovoe uho karandashom chesat'
Ya nachinayu,
Chtoby mysli iz mozgov skorej polezli
I dali mne vozmozhnost' sochinyat'.

Lenivo levoyu rukoj
Pishu ya obraz Burga s vetchinoj,
S raschetom otpravlyayu v virtual'nyj put'
Byt' s'edennym iz personazhej kem-nibud'.

Zanozu chtob zanyat' ezheminutno,
Sebe Mal'vinu sozdayu poputno.

Sgibayas' pod poryvom vdohnoven'ya,
Schepot'yu schedroyu geroev razbrosal -
Tut i Biana v knizhnom upoen'i
Na paru s Ozhegovym v orfografopreniyah,
Boboi i Hank, Muslim u Cannibal.

Grud' raspahnuvshi ozverelo
Zdes' vossedaet tetya Stella,
Pred neyu Raptor ryadom s Pluto
Kryahtyat ot spermyannyh salyutov,

Goozel s Obozom ryadom usadil,
Hangmena toporom snabdil,
Vokrug shtrihami dosku ochertil
Nazvanie "CM" k nej prilepil,
Sozdal i gerb na vsyakij sluchaj,
Da schetchik ustanovil do kuchi.

Dlya teti Mani vystroil Odessu,
Dlya Tursunoj vozdybil ya Tibet,
I CNN pridumal, chtoby pressa
Nam osveschala tam, gde sveta net.

Zatem pridumal Internet
Ego nabrosil na bufet,
Na dom i dvorik natyanul,
Raion sosednij pristegnul,
Oputal gorod, reki, les,
Zverej i vozduh do nebes,
Prikleil ryadyshkom Lunu,
Napravil vremeni strunu,
V okruge razbrosal planeti,
Podvesil za hvosti kometi ..

Smotryu - sovsem ne B.Uratino -
S bryushkom gigantskim ya - pauk,
Tyanu iz puza pautinu
I u menya sto tysyach ruk.

Zakonchu skoro mirozdan'e
Vselenskim stav v tot mig Soznan'em,
I planomerno -
Net, ne vdrug! -
Vse pozhirat' nachnu vokrug.

Perekishechu v pautinu
Materiyu,
Ne bud' ya Tino!
...
I vot sobravshis' porazvesit' pokryvalom
Tumannost' Andromedy, Mlechnyj put',
Ya chuvstvuyu, chto tyanut odeyalo
S menya
I norovyat za pyatki uschipnut'.

Da kto zhe, kto eto -
Kosmicheskij WebMaster?
Tvorets, komu nel'zya ne vnyat'?
i slyshu skvoz' reshetok rastr:
"Ukol'chik sdelaem i spi opyat'" ...






iv

Pust' vsegda budet Stella!
Posted by B.Uratino on August 22, 1997 at 02:24:53:

Pust' "Virtual Stella" ostajotsa.
Drugix u nas net. (Tursunoy ne baluet vnimaniem.
Biana ne otvechaet dazhe na moi zamechatel'nie
stixi). No dolzhni zhe mi o kom-to mechtat'
v rabochee vremja.
Pust' zhivet v Cyber voobrazhenii.
Kazhdij mozhet pisat' ej i ot ee
imeni. (posvjaschajte ej stixi i prozu).
Sami otvechajte. (Vot gde Pluto i Hank
prigodjatsa).



Re: Pust' vsegda budet Stella!
Posted by Decabrist on August 22, 1997

Starii B.Uratino,
Jubannii Skotina!
Stellu ti ne trogai,
Griaznoju rukoi..

Mi za nei skuchajem,
Rifmoi pominajem,
Nezhno nazivajem
Nasheju Apoi.

Stella Dorogaja,
Milaja, chudnaja..
Ne stesniaisia gadov,
I pishi vsegda.

Ja tebia prikroju,
Matom vseh pokroju,
Ti sveti nam vechno,
Jarkaja zvezda !



Re: Pust' vsegda budet Stella!
(Prodolzhenie)
Posted by Seksapeal Microkarimov on August 24, 1997

Raz poshli na delo
Decabrist i Stella,
No snachala
Vipit' v restoran
Tam bila Biana
Iz ee karmana
Vipiral zarjazhennij nagan.

Decabrist po pjanke
Podvalil k Bianke
'Skazhesh Stelle - ti moja sestra,
Esli oshibeshsa,
Na svoix narveshsa,
I ne dozhivesh ti do utra...'

Vezhlivo Bianka
Otvechaet Hanku:
'Nu kakoj ti na x_r Decabrist?
Ti na Internete
Stroj intrigi eti,
Ot menja zasranets ot_bis'... '

Vidja eto delo,
Ozverela Stella:
'Mne teper ponjaten vash obman'
Na Bianu telom
Navalilas' belim,
Iz karmana dernula nagan.

V etoj perestrelke
Nechego stesnjatsa
Poroxom propax nochnoj shalman
V sumatoxe Hanku
Otorvali jaitsa
I na etom konchilsa roman.



Re: Pust' vsegda budet Stella!
(Prodolzhenie)
Posted by Hank on August 24, 1997

Yeah, yeah.. I hear you.
Figniu kakuju-to nakatal ti baten'ka.
Poshlost' i sploshnoi sumbur.
Esli vam sudar', ploho do etogo spalos', to vas ja mogu poniat' i prostit'.
Esli zhe vi etu herniu na svezhuju golovu nakatali,
to prover'te, pokrivajet li vasha meditzinskaja strahovka
appt. s psihiatorom.. Esli da, to ne medlite ni minuti.
Esli net, to ja dumaju, chto Mahallia skinetsia..
Na etom zakanchivaju, golubchik.
Zhelaju skoreishego vizdorovlenija
S Pochtenijems

Gennady Petrovich (AKA Hank)

Princetonskogo Uezda,
Mercerskoi Okrugi,
New Jersevskoi Gubernii






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Stelle
Posted by Can on November 4, 1997

Kak hochu, milashka Stella,
Chtob ty snezhnym vecherkom
V fortochku ko mne vletela
Pryamo s neba - kuvyrkom!
Posideli b za chajkom,
Ty b chutok potarahtela,
Obzhigayuschim kankanom
Rastrevozhila i spela
V radost' chernym tarakanam,
A zatem by u karniza
Na tridtsatom etazhe,
Naplevav na copov snizu,
Polup'yanye uzhe
Poletali ruki v ruki
I zabyli by o skuke -
Ty - s metloj, ya - v neglizhe.